Monday, August 16, 2010
Test
Holy smokes I think I just found an app that let's me blog from my phone. This could be awesome!
Friday, August 6, 2010
Hey Kal
Remember how your mom is a total asshole?
Me too.
Did you know that she's afraid of wind, but not bats or giant spiders with boxing gloves?
What a nut.
And remember that one time when I watched Shark Week every minute that I was home during that whole week, even though it totally and completely freaked me out? You should have come and watched it with me. I would have painted your nails and let you make out with my pumpkin candle that you are so enamored with.
Maybe next time.
Me too.
Did you know that she's afraid of wind, but not bats or giant spiders with boxing gloves?
What a nut.
And remember that one time when I watched Shark Week every minute that I was home during that whole week, even though it totally and completely freaked me out? You should have come and watched it with me. I would have painted your nails and let you make out with my pumpkin candle that you are so enamored with.
Maybe next time.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
...remember when Sum...
...created this blog with me and has posted on it exactly ONE time?!?!?! Remember that?!?! Remember all the funny things she swore she'd post?! Does it make you sad inside, too?
A gem I just found in my text messages, circa July 18th, 2010:
Summer: Oh my God it SMELLS. Like a natural gas. Or pee.
Nicole: ........
(5 minutes pass)
Summer: You know what it is?! It's like when your pee smells metallic. Or asparagus-y. Odorous urine, if you will.
End scene.
A gem I just found in my text messages, circa July 18th, 2010:
Summer: Oh my God it SMELLS. Like a natural gas. Or pee.
Nicole: ........
(5 minutes pass)
Summer: You know what it is?! It's like when your pee smells metallic. Or asparagus-y. Odorous urine, if you will.
End scene.
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