Hey Kal!
Remember that one time I found that pic of a baby pygmy hippo and almost pissed my pants from the sheer adorableness of it?!

It's the CUTEST, huh Kal! You're about the same size, you could totally be bff's, Kal!!! I would let him float around the bathtub and gawk at how cute he is when he flickers his little Shrek ears. You probably wouldn't want in on that part, Kal, but you could totally perch on the side of the tub and watch all the fun.

That would be the best.